One for the Money stars Katherine Heigl so right away you know it’s going to be just God-awful. I know she’s been pretty popular since starring on Grey’s (Gray’s? I don’t really care the show sucks.) Anatomy (Anatemy? No.). But let’s be honest, nobody respects anybody who watches that show. It’s God-awful. I don’t even really understand what the term “God-awful” means beyond the obvious “terrible,” but it’s funny to think about. I mean, seriously, how did people start saying this? I don’t think it has a real meaning, people just say it because, well, they’re God-awful.
Just like Katherine Heigl. She’s so bad at everything. Especially acting and not being a dick to the Off-White’s Anatomy people. Why does she always play a flirty tease? Is it maybe because her head is too empty to play a role with emotional depth? “OH HEY I’M A MODERATELY ATTRACTIVE GIRL WHO PROJECTS SEXUAL TENSION INTO EVERY SCENARIO BECAUSE THAT’S THE ONLY WAY I KNOW HOW TO GET ATTENTION.” And then women see her in movies ending up with attractive men and they think “I’ll also become a flirty tease HORRIBLE PERSON because it seems to work!” Good luck with that when you’re old!
Katherine Heigl says: "I rely completely on my looks for everything!"
That’s basically the point of this film: If you blatantly flaunt your sexuality around all men you will end up happy and fulfilled as a woman. What’s even worse is that One for the Money appears to be written and directed by women! Women who apparently hate other women? They must to be sending them such a God-awful message.
Even if you’re the type of person who is a woman and has a terrible sense of humor and wants to see this because you think it looks funny (it’s not, you’re dumb), please don’t! It will make you a worse person than you already are for wanting to see it! Stay away! Go watch something real instead! Tina Fey makes GREAT comedy that actually has substance! Don’t be vapid and stupid like Katherine Heigl and this movie!
